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Continue to ChatI like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. - Mitch Hedberg from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-like-to-hold-the-microphone-cord-like-this-i-pinch-it-together-then-i-let-it-go-then-you-hear-a-whole-bunch